What ever happened to men’s rights, you selfish assholes?
You know what, from now on I’m not going to even try making jokes. The real quotes are already far funnier than anything I could make up.
UPDATE: Oops, looks like the original post is from a feminist mocking MRAs, not an actual MRA. Just goes to show you, don’t ever believe anything you read on the Internet. I should have known that was too easy.